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PostSubject: Very special visitor   Fri 17 Sep 2010, 11:48

Just to let you all know I'm working on trying to get a very special visitor to pop in here sometime tomorrow to bless the forum.

In the interests of national security and for economic, political, religious and carnivorous reasons I can't divulge any more at this stage...



(oh and I just thought maybe I'd better dress a little more discreetly)

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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:41

I'm already waiting ... in the middle of my hastily drawn pentagram! affraid



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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Fri 17 Sep 2010, 12:59

Now now I want you all on your best behaviour!!




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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:11





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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:12

That's better!!!

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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Fri 17 Sep 2010, 13:32

You could hear the hoof beats pound
As they raced across the ground
And the clatter of the wheels
As they spun round and round
And he galloped into Market Street
His badge upon his chest
His name was HERMES
And he drove the fastest tatcart in the west!



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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:00

Looks like your wearing one of Jos' sheep 4 angels for our important visitor. Buddy posted that the otto family were flying in, hope they dont drop in as well, best get the forum tidy
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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Fri 17 Sep 2010, 15:17

Ah well it was a bit on the chilly side this morning!!

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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Fri 17 Sep 2010, 19:41

One presumes therefore Lottie that that white fur you are wearing is to keep you warm as opposed to hiding you voluptious charms!!

But then again, dont the Papality prefer the male as opposed to the female? And the younger the better!!
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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Fri 17 Sep 2010, 23:31

What a glorious day we had in this part of the world yesterday and I do believe it was all due to the faithful putting in their requests to the almighty for good weather
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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sat 18 Sep 2010, 00:50

What confuses moi here is, that The Pope denounces gays, queers and transvestites, and yet he appears on telly wearing a long white dress!! Oops!!
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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sat 18 Sep 2010, 00:58

What makes you think we're talking about the Pope here

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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sat 18 Sep 2010, 08:58

His batmobile is already for sale on pf
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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sat 18 Sep 2010, 11:36

It would make a good HCV wouldn't it?

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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sat 18 Sep 2010, 19:04

Lottie wrote:
What makes you think we're talking about the Pope here

Well either him or Mike! Not sure though if Mike wears a dress
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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sat 18 Sep 2010, 19:14

He might have been wearing a skirt up in Scotters

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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sat 18 Sep 2010, 22:54

Cripes! If hes become rather attached to them, I can see that fluffy thing your wearing disappearing!!
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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 18:58

Has our special visitor been delayed Lottie? scratch



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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:00

Yeah he's had a hectic timetable!!!

I'm assured he's just slipping into something more comfortable after his siesta and should be with us soon

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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:09

Ah, good! Gives me a bit more time to calibrate the sights on my Remington Model 700.



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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:11

I bought some of those hair straighteners the other day, they are really good aren't they?

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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:19

Well methinks you ll never get the curl out of that outfit lottie however hard you try!!

Anyway I thought Remington was a sort of hair shaver?
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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 19:19

Phew!!!!

It's been a long drive, but I've got him here at last for you Lottie and all

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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 20:18

Your Grace, it is with great humidity humility we greet you! We'll say three hail Dan Brown's for ever doubting you would appear!



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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 21:14

Hope you enjoy your stay at the TBS Hotel.

Good night. Sleep tight. Hope the b.............


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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 21:16





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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 21:36

ollie3757 wrote:
What confuses moi here is, that The Pope denounces gays, queers and transvestites, and yet he appears on telly wearing a long white dress!! Oops!!
And don't forget his lovely red shoes Ollie
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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 21:37

Hi big boss, great to see you back
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PostSubject: Re: Very special visitor   Sun 19 Sep 2010, 22:37

Wow!!!

We are now the only courier forum to be properly PONTIFFICATED over

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